Busy households, student or shared accomodation, a hotel room or a public place are all reasons for keeping the noise level of your rabbit vibrator in check, so how do you know which is the quietest? Furthermore, how quiet does my vibrator need to be? Well no vibrator is 100% quiet unless it's switched off but you can expect different levels of discretion.

Yes the choice is overwhelming and making the selection that's right for you is like a game of Mousetrap, just when you think you've analized every pro, con & angle something else crops up & you're flat on your back. So with the help of our trusty toy testers, our technical staff & oodles of customer feedback we have listed the top 10 sound deadening bunnies in order of noise level. We've also scored them marks out of 10 based on price & performance.

 

At number 10: No, not the Prime Minister that would be far too loud for our criteria, it's the Twin Turbo Rabbit Waterproof, silicone & the only rabbit to have beads in the shaft which spin in opposite directions at the same time. At £28.99 we give it a 5/10.

 

 

      

 

 

At number 9 it's the Bedroom Bunny The quiet Mantric Rabbit vibe with solid reliability & at £26.99 we give it a 6/10.

 

 

At number 8 we have our only G spot rabbit of the top 10. The best selling Ultra 7 G Spot Hummer is a popular number with customers, pretty quiet, waterproof & at £20.99 it's good value too so it gets a 7/10.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Elite / Exotic Rabbit is at 7 & is the second of our slimmer rabbits. Watertight, simple to use & only £21.99 the Elite retails on the high street for £40! but not at The Boudoir where you get free batteries too. We give it 7/10

 

 

 

 

Pure Vibes get a second mention in the hit list of quiet rabbits at number 6, The Red Rabbit is a non phalic shaped vibrator, quiet, powerful, skin friendly & waterproof. Under different brands this sells for up to £45 but at £22.95 we give it a respectable 7/10.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Ultimate Boudoir Rabbit Bingo with it's wicked spikey exterior & quiet double vibration (tip & clit stim) comes in at number 6. The original Bingo on which it's based sold for around £35 but the Boudoir Bingo is only £22 so it gets a 7.5/10

 

 

 

This is the heavy hitters arena & at number 5 is the Ultimate Boudoir Rabbit. A larger, softer, quieter replacement to it's popular forerunner, the Ultimate is a better quality vibrator but at no extra cost so it also gets a 7.5/10.

 

 

 

The Space Bunny is at number 4, the rechargeable rabbit from Toy Joy and has a vibrating shaft rather than a rotational one. This top quality vibrator will never need batteries & is very quiet regardless of whether you use the vibrating clit stim, shaft or both at once which is why it gets an 8/10.

 

 

 

 

At number 3 is The Perfect Rabbit, perfect in every way even the noise level by all accounts. "Silent as a mouse" as described by one customer the quiet gearing in the Perfect makes this a first class vibrator & at £22.99 it's a steal so it gets a 9/10.

 

 

Just pipped at the post is the pumping Up & Down Rabbit thruster from Toy Joy. This is a lot of rabbit. It vibrates, it pumps & it spins and all in near silence. The Up & Down is probably the best all round rabbit vibrator available but this chart is about noise level & value so it just gets pipped. Nevertheless it scores an impressive 9.5/10.

 

 

 

 

 

 

So who makes number 1? The clue is in the name, the Silent Spur is a high tech rabbit with silent gearing & a waterproof casing. This vibrator is as quiet a rabbit as you'll find anywhere & this is why it gets full marks, an amazing 10/10 and our Hushhh factor award.